President Donald Trump has, once again, made a series of threats to take control of Greenland, a move which threatens the continued existence of the NATO alliance. Trump has mused about the possibility of buying Greenland from Denmark or taking the country by force.
As of now, Trump has said his administration will not pursue military action against Greenland and has, instead, resigned to work out a more peaceful deal. Commenting on the deal, Fox’s Brit Hume said, “It’s not entirely clear to me, at least, that what he’s gotten here is any different from what he already had.”
While some in conservative print media came out against Trump’s deranged threats, many right-wing media personalities began rattling their sabers in support.
Figures supportive of Trump’s quest for conquest are torn between buying Greenland and taking it by force.
- The Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh said that it’s “worth talking about” taking over Greenland by force because “that’s the only way that America exists in the first place.”
- Fox’s Sean Hannity announced his support for giving $100,000 to every person in Greenland in exchange for the island.
- Fox’s Jesse Watters declared, “What is good and proper for the United States of America is adopting the world’s biggest island: Greenland.”
- Newsmax’s Greg Kelly said he supports the U.S. acquiring Greenland, saying, “I personally vote yes. I’m still learning about it but it seems like yea, I like it. I like it. It’s about time.”
Some conservative outlets — mostly in print — came out against annexing Greenland.
- Conservative pundit Rich Lowry wrote an op-ed in National Review headlined “Don’t Annex Greenland” and argued that Trump’s “foreign policy needs to distinguish between friend and foe.”
- An editorial in The Washington Examiner argued that “Trump’s deranged text on Greenland is damaging and dangerous.”
- The Wall Street Journal editorial board criticized Trump’s attacks on Greenland, calling it “Trump’s lesson in how to turn U.S. allies into China’s friends.”
Of course this is all obscene. Trump is making absurd threats that are fracturing the NATO alliance in pursuit of some imperialistic mission to acquire an island. But we can be sure that Trump’s loyal bootlickers will cheer him on no matter what dystopia he drags the world towards.