Greg Gutfeld launches incoherent rant about a Jewish halftime show with “dancing accountants” and “men slinging pastrami”
Gutfeld: “You cap it off with a live circumcision right at the 50-yard line”
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From the February 9, 2026, edition of Fox News' The Five
GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): There are roughly six million Puerto Ricans in the United States. That's 1.7% of the population. That's a hell of a tribute for such a fraction, you know. What about the Jews? Okay. There are twice as many Jews in the United States. Where is the Jewish halftime? Where are the dancing accountants? The men slinging pastrami? The Jewish mothers telling you to get a sweater on? And then you cap it off with a live circumcision right at the 50-yard line. And if you like it, you could burn it down and then claim it as insurance. But I wouldn't do that because that seems like a stereotype. My point being, it seems like kind of a big deal considering that twice as many Puerto Ricans are in the United States as in Puerto Rico. So, if the culture is so amazing, why are you coming here and what did you leave behind?