DAVE LANDAU (CO-HOST): Hey guys, in case you didn't know, downstairs this t----y's apartment, there's a concert. Why is this here? Transsexual. There's a concert at the basement of the transsexual's apartment.
STEVEN CROWDER (HOST): Yeah, this is the most offensive part of this program.
LANDAU: When you don't have money for tits.
CROWDER: The truth is -- no one likes to talk about this. That's most transgenders today still.
Well, the term is, I mean, today's transgenders are just yesterday's transvestites, because a lot of them don't go through with hormones. Almost none of them go through with bottom surgery, and a lot of them -- I think half of them don't even go through with top half.
LANDAU: Of course his reaction is to have sex with the leprechaun because he's a deviant. This is completely offensive.
I'm gonna go fuck this dwarf that just walked in.
CROWDER: Because I'm a degenerate.
LANDAU: I pretty much let anything in me.
CROWDER: Oh my gosh, the leprechaun is plowing that t----y.