STEVEN CROWDER (HOST): Wait hold on, let me read it. "Barney Frank looked disgusting -- nipples protruding -- in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful." And he's a fag.
DAVE LANDAU (CO-HOST): Why wouldn't you just put a jacket over them? That's a sex thing, right?
DAVE MORGAN (CO-HOST): Sir, you can cut glass.
CROWDER: At least Simon Cowell leans forward.
LANDAU: Yeah, that's true. He leans forward a lot if you get my drift.
CROWDER: It's a little bit of a different standard when you're running a brothel out of your best friend's basement.
LANDAU: That's true. And that's why I think he's a pervert though.
CROWDER: He is a pervert.
LANDAU: That's why he's doing it on purpose.