In Stunning Turnaround, Fox Declares Itself “Winning The War On Christmas”

Two weeks ago, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly cautiously warned his guest, Margaret Hoover, that it was too soon to declare victory in the War on Christmas. But if Fox Nation's reporting from the front lines is any indication, O'Reilly's side is at least win-ning.

According to the article Fox Nation highlighted from the Houston Chronicle, Walgreens will work tirelessly throughout December to make sure shoppers don't forget that Christmas -- not just any “holiday” -- is coming. Like a modern Pheidippides returning from the Battle of Marathon, the scribes at Fox Nation breathlessly report the news: