ROBERT PICCIRILLO (HOST): You had a gripe about Donald Trump not signing the pardons. That’s really why you wanted to get on today — you wanted to talk about that. And so you received a pardon —
TROY GARRETT (GUEST): Bro.
PICCIRILLO: Just like all these other people, 1,500 people received a pardon. I believe I received a pardon. Actually, I think my case, my case was just dismissed, so I don’t think I was actually technically pardoned. I was just — my case was dismissed. But you received a pardon. I just had Gina Bisignano on. She’s the Beverly Hills Insurrectionist. She was the one that was wearing Louboutin and Chanel boots and speaking out of the [inaudible]. She was leading the charge, getting everybody to go inside. Anyway —
GARRETT: I remember her.
PICCIRILLO: Nobody signed her pardon either. She just had the pardon. She just showed it to me right before you, and I said, “Is there a signature on that pardon?” She said, “Nope.”
GARRETT: How is that valid?
PICCIRILLO: I don’t know, TeeRoy. What do you think’s going on here? Huh?
GARRETT: Well, let’s concentrate real quick —
PICCIRILLO: Since I was not pardoned, can they come back after me? Because I was — because they just —
GARRETT: No, because your statute of limitations will, once Trump is out of office, will have reached its limitations. Me, however, I already pled guilty to a felony. I was already, what do you call it?
PICCIRILLO: Adjudicated guilty.
GARRETT: Yes, adjudicated guilty. At that point, you become a felon. I was just awaiting sentencing. So here’s what I fear. I mean, I was already proven guilty. I was already — I was awaiting sentencing. I was already a felon. At this point, I’m an ex-felon. However, there is nothing that I can — and you know me, bro. I do a lot of research on different things.
There is nothing that protects me from becoming a felon again in the future because he didn’t sign the pardons. Sure, my case was dropped. It was signed by my judge, Rudy Gutierrez or some shit [expletive], that an order of dismissal was signed by my judge.
PICCIRILLO: Oh my God, she used that word twice or three times in the last interview. I’m going to do a lot of bleeping.
GARRETT: But I was already convicted. So, to me, it seems like very uncertain, very unsure about this pardon.
You know, Trump brings up a lot of “Well, Biden autopenned his pardons.” Well, you didn’t even autopen my pardon, bro. You didn’t even, like, spit on it.
PICCIRILLO: Autopen?
GARRETT: Well, you know, Trump has tried to say that Biden’s pardons are invalid because they were all used with autopen. Well —
PICCIRILLO: Oh my God.
GARRETT: You didn’t even sign mine. You didn’t even sign mine, bro. So what are you talking about, bro? What are you talking about, Trump? My man, Trump. I’m supposed to turn myself into prison on May 6, which is, like, I don’t know, 10 days from today. I was supposed to go into prison for five years, 10 days from today.
PICCIRILLO: You’re still supposed to? No.
GARRETT: No, no, no, no. I was supposed to. I was supposed to.
PICCIRILLO: Right.
GARRETT: But the pardon that keeps me out of prison hasn’t been signed by the president.
PICCIRILLO: Is that the deal you took, five years?
GARRETT: Well, I didn’t get a deal, Bobby. I got charged.
PICCIRILLO: You pled the one, to one felony, but that was carrying a weight of five years in prison.
GARRETT: Yes.
PICCIRILLO: You’re getting ready to go do a five-year bid just now? Wow.
GARRETT: Yeah. And the judge told me in court, you know, “I could sentence you to less, but you know you’re looking at five years. The prosecution wanted two and a half, but I can give you a full five. Do you understand that, Mr. Garrett?” “Yes, your honor. I understand that.”
And, you know, so, May 6, I was supposed to go to sentencing and to learn my fate. And, so, but, so what I’m getting at here is that when Trump is out of office, and I don’t have a signed pardon, the Democrats —
PICCIRILLO: We are fucked.
GARRETT: Yeah. The Democrats should be able to — I will not be able to be able to — they won’t be able to send me to prison. It’ll be past the statute of limitations. However, I was already found guilty in a court of law, convicted as a felon in a court of law, in the federal court of law, in Washington, D.C., of all places, of a felony. And so there’s nothing stopping them from saying, “He’s still a felon. He doesn’t get any guns. He can’t vote.” There’s nothing stopping them.
As far as I know, I’m still a felon. I can’t vote because my pardon was not signed.
PICCIRILLO: Wow. That is kind of crazy when you think about it.