Townhall's Shapiro: Obama “Mince[s] About Like A Coed,” Suffers From “Psychological Condition”

The bar is pretty high, but Townhall's Ben Shapiro may have outdone himself with his latest anti-Obama screed:

Obama is the “Girls Gone Wild” president: Stick a lens in front of him and he'll take off his shirt, mince about like a coed, and babble nonsensical nothings to an audience oddly fascinated by his antics.

Wow. That's pretty bad. The verb “mince” is often used as an anti-gay pejorative.

Shapiro then goes on to diagnose the president with what he claims is “clearly a psychological condition,” presumably drawing on the extensive psychiatric expertise he developed by staying in a Holiday Inn Express last night:

Obama's desperate need for attention is clearly a psychological condition. He drinks in applause like a washed-up movie star. It is usual for neglected children to develop narcissistic personality disorder (NPD), typically characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, a strong sense of entitlement, preoccupations with utopian fantasies, elitism, manipulative tendencies and pathological need for praise.

President Obama was abandoned by his parents during childhood. Now he exhibits the textbook symptoms of NPD. He thinks his powers are godlike in import; “I have a gift, Harry,” Obama once told Sen. Harry Reid. He believes he is entitled to positions of power and prestige. He has never worked a real job in his life, yet deigns to tell the rest of us that he embodies our hopes and dreams.

Yeah, it's so weird that the President of the United States thinks he's “entitled to positions of power and prestige” ! (Or maybe, as President, Obama simply holds a position of power and prestige?) Sadly, running the executive branch of government for the most powerful nation on earth isn't a “real job,” according to Townhall columnist Ben Shapiro, whose bio notes he is also “a regular guest on dozens of radio shows around the United States and Canada.”