The Hill does its best Onion imitation

Headline story:

Paul Ryan: Obama would lose if election were held today

Lede [emphasis added]:

President Barack Obama wouldn't be elected to that position if the election were held today, a top Republican claimed Monday.

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.), the ranking Republican member of the House Budget Committee, said that more than a year after Obama was elected president with 53 percent of the popular vote, Americans wouldn't select him if the vote were held again today.

What's next from The Hill, breaking news articles about GOP members of Congress who oppose health care reform?