The path here was long. Some said it would never end.
You lost your integrity. You lost your senses. But you did it with gusto!
You lied. You misled. You twisted the truth beyond recognition.
Together, you may not have learned much, but you certainly sounded convincing to the unsuspecting ear. And that's what really matters, right?
History, science, economics, pre-med, pre-law... the degrees you have earned may mean nothing in real life but in the cable news business, well, it's solid gold (and if you need the money, G. Gordon Liddy will gladly sell it for you at 2 a.m. on basic cable for a modest commission.)
I present to you, the Conservative Misinformation University class of 2009!